Where do you keep them all!?

My job keeps me pretty busy. My hectic workdays are filled with hours spent perusing celebrity blogs....Perez, Justjared, Evilbeet, Best Week Ever. I have to stay well informed. I must know exactly what London pub Robert Pattinson was in last night. I simply can not continue until I find out to which movie premiere a giant pink bunny with an eye patch was refused entry. And, I must often juggle these critical responsibilities with participating in daily facebook chat conferences with friends. Today, my normal routine was vastly improved. My dear friend LaToya suggested that I visit a fan site dedicated to the rapper Lil' Wayne. I was instructed to read fan's comments, ensured that they were hilarious. I was not disappointed. I clicked here, http://www.iamfan.com/~lil_wayne/ , where I found these:

Lilwayne¢¾ msg #6 - omg yes hes mad gorg and all my friends say im crazzyyyy

ilovemyboo msg #13 - i wub lil wayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im a fan lil wayne msg #3 - lil wayne im only years old and i like your songs

RAHEEIM msg #8 - ALL WAYNE MUSIK ARE HOT, AND WHEN EVER I HEAR THEM I GAT TWISTEC, AT TIMES I FEEL LIKE MELTING OR DYING

and my favorite...

halifa msg #7 - i love u lil wayne u are my best musician

Now.....precisely how many musicians does this person have in their possession? Where are they keeping them? Is Rob P their musician too!? If so can they please explain what exactly it is he is saying in his songs? Maybe he is strictly their best actor... Where do they get their musicians? Is musician collecting an expensive hobby? I imagine it would be. These are questions plaguing me....

I wish I had musicians. But why stop there?

(Mind wanders to the world I now want to live in....)

"Hi my name is Alicia and this is my best musician Lil' Wayne. Hi I'm Alicia, oh have you met by best werewolf, Taylor Lautner, Sharkboy. Over here we have my best scientolotot Suri. Oh this is my best not-nominated-for-an-Oscar-again-actor, Leonardo DiCaprio. Have you met my best crazy, Cheetah Lady?"

If only...


And to address a few of the other Lil' Wayne fans above:

im a fan lil wayne - Ummm....everyone is years old.....except for baby's under 2....who are not..

RAHEEIM - Please consult a medical professional about the "melting or dying"....I worry....

Good Luck!